Tuesday, May 31
Terrible Times @ Target
Susan asked me to join her on a "Target Run" tonight, which turned out to be a rare disappointing experience...
I was all pumped up to patronize the in-store Starbucks, except they closed 1 minute before we arrived. Not to be deterred, I set out in search of a Sharpie Mini to add to my keychain - only to discover that they were only available in a 4 pack of fugly colors. Strike 2.
The third item on my list was of a bit more necessity than the first two - a strainer for my pee. But did any of the offerings in housewares have a fine enough mesh to catch the tiniest stone my kidneys might throw out? Of course not.
The trip was barely salvaged by a bag of Red Vines and a smelly new t-shirt...
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Monday, May 30
Pits
On the way home from the dog park in Lodi, we stopped at a roadside stand and got a bag each of Bing and Ranier cherries. We paid $3/lb - was that a rip off? Are you supposed to "negotiate" with roadside vendors?
*hijacked from Flickr
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Another Day, Another Movie
After spending the morning sunburning my back while we built a patio in the backyard, Susan and I took the afternoon off for some cinematic distracSHON. About midway through Madagascar, it occurred to me that the movie was written as much for adults as it was animated for the kiddies.
I can't even think of all the examples of stuff that would fly over kids' heads, but references to Regis & Kelly, and Katie/Matt/Al from the Today Show stuck in my mind.
Of course, this isn't the first movie of its kind (Shrek, The Incredibles...) - but what was the first? How did this genre get started? I haven't seen The Lion King or Aladdin in awhile, but I'm pretty sure they weren't packed with kowtows to adult humor...
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Sunday, May 29
In Good Company
Considering I'm not much of a Topher Grace fan, I was surprised at how much I enjoyed this movie. Not sure if I can say the same for Susan and the dogs - they all slept through most of it but hey what else is new.
Dogs? As in plural? You read it right, we have taken in another puppy for the weekend so his mom can sun herself on a boat somewhere. Pekoe and Rocco have been keeping each other pretty good company, what with all the wrestling and humping and such.
No wonder they were tired tonight...
Susan takes some great pictures with her new camera, stay tuned for a time-lapse series of our backyard patio coming to life!
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Saturday, May 28
This one time...
I've got lots of band camp stories, from tame stuff like how warm root beer is the best fuel for a late-night belching contest to more risque like, um... I can't remember.
For some reason, I was reminded that Memorial Day weekend marks the beginning of the intensive rehearsal season for my high school marching band. I suppose it's technically the marching band for 8th-12th grade students in the Racine Unified School District, not just Horlick...
At any rate, I was saddened to learn that I won't be able to see them perform while I'm back home in June - perhaps I will have to show up at a rehearsal?!?
If I remember correctly, the band will march past the grave of Matt LaBelle after the parade on Monday. Mr. Johnson would tell us a little about his life and unfortunate death at a very young age - I hope Rex still does that. Life goes by way too quickly most of the time, and we need some excuses to stop and think about life, death and everything in between.
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Friday, May 27
Stale Dough
Little did I know, today is Poppin' Fresh's 40th birthday - I hope my over the hill party is in Times Square too.
In honor of this wonderful occasion, check out his obituary, some bloopers, his fan club, as well as his very own website.
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Wednesday, May 25
Pay Attention, Kids
You know those "Best Taste if used by..." dates printed on the bottom of your soda pop cans?
Don't ignore em - ick.
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Tuesday, May 24
Stand Up
I was somewhat confused when I couldn't rip the new DMB CD into iTunes, but it turns out I'm not the only one. It really is a good disc, I highly recommend giving it a listen (click below)...
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belkin54g
A big thanks to B&B Tires and Service for not securing their wireless router and therefore allowing me to blog while they do my alignment. Although my appointment was 15 minutes ago and the car hasn't moved from its parking spot just yet...
While I'm on the subject of businesses in Lodi that I like, Staples should be heralded as a procrastinators' best friend. I bought Susan's camera there 2 days before her birthday for a hurty $430 retail - specifically because they have no restocking fees.
After making sure she loved it, I ordered the same camera online for $340. When it arrived a week later, I returned it to Staples and they were none the wiser. The $90 I pocketed was more than enough to cover a 1 GB SD card to ensure oodles of picture taking fun...
In my opinion, this in no way hurt Staples because they received an untouched camera in return. It did, however, screw the state of CA in favor of UPS - something I am completely OK with. Am I a horrible person?
It's worth noting that this strategy can also be employed for non-procrastinary (probably not actually a word) purposes, if for example you wanted to try something at home before buying it online and dealing with the time and expense of return shipping.
UPDATE: Bret (presumably the greater of the 2 B's) seems like a really honest guy, and I'm totally comfortable with him working on my car - but he just showed me yet another nail in my damn tire! That makes 3 in as many months, you'd think I worked at a construction site or something...
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Monday, May 23
What a weekend!
So many things I want to write about, but so much work on the Tablet... Dmitry and I had a thuper weekend in Monterey and the Bay Area. Rather than posting the pictures I took, here are some goodies courtesy of Flickr:
17 Mile Drive
Carmel Mission
Cannery Row
KFOG Kaboom
Alcatraz
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Saturday, May 21
dennys
its slamtastic. pekoe is guarding our possessions at motel 6 across the street. san fran, here we come...
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Friday, May 20
cannery row, monterey
shnarleys & ghiradelli = yummy
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Last 9 Hours...
Pick up Dmitry from SFO
Sleep for 3 hours
Suck down a Venti House Blend
Drop off Susan at SMF
Walk the dog
Must be time to shower and head to Monterey...
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Thursday, May 19
We had fun at Zinfest...
...Drew had a little too much fun.
I'm sure my aunt Mary would be proud to learn that her cucumber sandwiches recipe works nicely as nipples. What's the recipe you say?
4 oz cream cheese 1/4 cup mayo 1/2 package Good Seasons Italian dressing powder
Mix above ingredients, spread on sliced baguette and top with sliced cucumber and some dillweed - chest of passed out friend is optional.
PS: Do you pronounce your Mother's sister as ANT or OHNT?
posted by Brad at 5/19/2005 01:23:00 AM | permalink |
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Coe Nan
Nearly 2 years ago, Susan and I ran into Conan O'Brien on the streets of NYC - inexplicably holding a "Will Work for Food" sign. This month's Golf Digest had a full page ad for City Harvest that brought it all into perspective...
I realize he isn't wearing the same suit in both pictures, so the ones we saw him taking must have sucked or something. Here he is the night we saw him, holding the telltale sign...
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Wednesday, May 18
B is for Beating off the Ladies with a Stick
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Grateful Brad
I've been working on a bottle of Jerry Garcia Merlot over the past few days, and it seems to be mellowing out nicely as it oxidizes - you should go pick up a bottle, if for no other reason than the pretty art on the labels...
I wonder if Wade & Ali have enjoyed theirs yet? OK so I'm fishing for comments there, but recent comments from long lost high school classmates have me all excited about using my blog to connect and engage with people. Frankly, it's a lot more interesting for me to have a conversation with my readers than just post and hope they keep coming back.
That being said, I read lots of blog posts without commenting so don't feel obligated or anything...
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Monday, May 16
Uno, Dos, Tres, Catorce
I'm finding that swimming laps is a nice change from the usual cardio routine of treadmill/elliptical machines. Since this necessitates use of the locker room (and therefore lots of old man nudity), Susan picked up a combo lock for me today.
Lo and behold - the last two numbers are the month and day of my mom's birth. At first I was surprised, but after thinking about it for a minute I wonder if I could "relate" to any two numbers that same way? For all I know, the lock she didn't buy could have matched my SSN, shirt size, who knows...
Speaking of my mom, Happy 29th (right?) Anniversary!
posted by Brad at 5/16/2005 01:43:00 AM | permalink |
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Friday, May 13
Masked Greed?
It's becoming pretty clear that me (the technophile) buying Susan a supa fly digital camera for her birthday may seem like a vaguely disguised attempt to "hook myself up." I would just like to proactively mention that this is her camera, and by no means a replacement for my beloved (and now apparently discontinued) A60.
Will I use Susan's new camera? Of course I will - just like she used mine for the past 2 years. I took the picture below about 10 minutes ago using my own camera - even though the SD400 is sitting on the coffee table downstairs. And that was before Michael made a comment and I realized I needed to defend myself.
PS - if you can identify the newest stickers on my guitar case, then you probably also preordered the new DMB CD...
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5 Megapixel Glory
Couple more pics from Susan's birthday, courtesy of the new hotness...
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toilet seat covers
does anyone actually use those paper ass gaskets?
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Wednesday, May 11
justin timberlake
am i the only guy i know who actually likes his music?
posted by Brad at 5/11/2005 08:32:00 PM | permalink |
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Happy Birthday to Susan
I could put up a montage of pictures of Susan, but that would totally rip off my Mom's Day post. Instead, how about one of the first pictures from her new camera? It happens to be a bunch of the people I work with, gorging themselves on cupcakes I stayed up all night baking...
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Monday, May 9
I Give Up
After spending over an hour preparing each of the last two dinners only to have them turn out shitty, I quit.
The only highlight of cooking 4 red onions for a half hour was the fact that 1) the Tablet was there to distract me, and 2) AOL webcast a live Dave Matthews Band concert from NYC.
Their new studio album, titled Stand Up, hits stores tomorrow.
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Loves It
I subscribed to descriptious today - it tells me the most popular sites on del.icio.us, a "social bookmarks" website (where I happen to host my linkblog). But that's not even the point - it seems like something new & cool is syndicated every single day.
If you haven't already signed up for a free account at Bloglines or NewsGator, you should really get on that. Does all of this scare & confuse you? I'd be more than willing to hold your hand if it means you'll give it a whirl...
posted by Brad at 5/09/2005 04:45:00 PM | permalink |
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Sunday, May 8
Happy Mothers Day
I miss you, Mom.
posted by Brad at 5/08/2005 02:49:00 AM | permalink |
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Target + Blogging
If you like Target & blogging, check out Scobelizer. He is Microsoft's most prominent blogger, and spent a couple days in Minneapolis this week with some (apparently well dressed) Target folks...
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Saturday, May 7
target
guess who is sitting outside waiting for susan? no pekoe this time though...
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walmart
i got another nail in my tire so we are across the street at lowes while it gets fixed i better pay attention before someone gets run over by my cart
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Friday, May 6
Blogger Mobile
I might be glad that I haven't yet switched to Movable Type, since Google today announced Blogger Mobile. Basically, I can now post to The Myth from my mobile phone - which is exactly where that "moblog" post below came from.
Now I really want a camera phone, any family members willing to switch with me?
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moblog
coming at you from my sanyo RL2500
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Zintastic
On a normal day, I would just now be leaving the house - but today is special. I had to get to the Lodi Wine & Visitor Center before 7 to earn a free ticket to Zinfest next weekend. Since you can only get one per person, I "recruited" some "friends" and now have 4 ($80 value) tucked away in a safe place.
I was also pleasantly surprised to find a bag of Starbucks Caffe Verona attached to this morning's paper - I guess when it rains, it pours. Maybe I should get up early more often? I guess I just need some incentive to peel my ass out of bed in the morning.
Good thing Cinco de Mayo was yesterday, so we could get the Coronas out of the way for the week. Tomorrow will be another early morning, since the Sacramento Race for the Cure Non-Timed 5K Run/Walk starts promptly at 8:05 AM...
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Tuesday, May 3
National Teacher Day
Teachers (like my Mom) all deserve the tag from Fark. They do a truly amazing thing for the world, and have earned far more than just a day of my appreciation...
posted by Brad at 5/03/2005 12:49:00 AM | permalink |
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Monday, May 2
Uncontrollable Licking
This past weekend, I discovered that Pekoe suffers from the same hypersensitive "licking zone" as our late pet cat Tiger did. Simply scratch the area marked with the red X, and feel bad because he can't help but keep on lickin'
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Once again,
I find myself sitting outside of Borders with Pekoe while Susan shops at Target - except it isn't raining this time. I hope she's buying herself a birthday present in there, cuz I'm a bit short on ideas so far... maybe a matching bike?
I watched some Animation Domination last night, and am really glad that Fox brought Family Guy back. Speaking of high-larious animated comedies, there was an interesting NY Times article about South Park today, although I do wish they would make the articles a bit more concise. That would probably compromise the quality, so maybe I'll just have to learn to read faster and/or poop slower.
If you haven't tried it, I highly recommend subscribing to NYT's "most emailed articles" feed and printing one off before your next visit to the can...
posted by Brad at 5/02/2005 11:21:00 PM | permalink |
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What Can I Say?
We got lazy.
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Sunday, May 1
Angry
I keep trying to put into words how Control Room just pissed me off about the media and our government, but I can't seem to form coherent sentences.
If you've got 86 minutes to spare and forgot about all the shit that went down in Iraq a couple years ago, check it out.
posted by Brad at 5/01/2005 12:58:00 AM | permalink |
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