Friday, May 21

Are you a n00b?

My mom is - she wanted so desperately to add a comment, but couldn't figure out that you have to create an account on Blogger to do so. To encourage random and frequent comments, I have decided to remove this restriction. This gives you non-commenters one less excuse, which I'm certain will open the floodgates to a new wave of Verbal Diarrhea.

Speaking of diarrhea, I made a chilling discovery while using the Ladies room at the Metrodome yesterday. BythewaytheTwinslost10to3andthegameprettymuchsucked. Apparently all the real hard core sports fans are running out to buy the Stadium Pal, for "When You Gotta Go, But You Wanna Stay..." Sick.

If you own one of these, please use the blessing of anonymity granted above to defend your purchase for anything other than medical reasons...

While I'm on the subject of bodily functions (which I appear to dwell on at an alarming rate), have you ever wondered why extremely neat & organized people are referred to as being "Anal Retentive"? I did - but definitely NOT because anyone has ever actually accuesed me of being anal...

I have two brothers, the younger of which recently taught me a thing or two about how I should be folding my clothes. Check out his super great webpage at michaelrjohnson.com for a technique so advanced, I personally guarantee that it will blow your friggin' mind...

|337 Word: n00b
Pronounced: "new bee"
Defined: This the |337 equivelant of "newbie," commonly used to refer to techno-novices

Now Playing: John Coltrane - Giant Steps

posted by Brad at 5/21/2004 04:44:00 PM | permalink | 1 comments

1 Comments:

• So now that you are lonely and are welcoming n00bs, I shall propose a date with you to see the Twinkies on the 18 of June. Are you treating us all to tickets? If so I'll buy the beer! So put Dad & I down for two!

  By  Anonymous, at 5/21/2004 5:32 PM