Wednesday, May 5

I'm bleeding!

I just checked in to the Wine & Roses hotel, and immediately headed for the bathroom in my plush King Garden room. The TV mounted in the wall was a nice touch, but I had to fix the toilet just so the damn thing would flush. I assumed that would be the only problem in such a nice place, until I sliced my leg open on a wire sticking out of the upholstery of a bench at the foot of my bed.

After controlling the hemmoraghe, an intelligent person would have moved the bench to prevent a repeat injury - but I am clearly not an intelligent person. A few hours later, I added a matching cut and now resemble someone who got into a toothpick-sized swordfight with a midget.

Now Playing: Dave Matthews - Some Devil

posted by Brad at 5/05/2004 08:37:00 AM | permalink |