Saturday, June 26
It's My Life
A brief recap of the past 24 hours of my life:
- Intense filing & sorting and house-related phone calls at work until about 4 PM, even though summer hours meant most people were gone before 1.
- Don my lucky Twins visor and head over to the Booty Barn for some pre-game libations with Derek and Vogtman.
- Muck shows up, all of a sudden I am getting my ass handed to me in quarters.
- Call 333-3333, the only phone number you can remember after a couple hours of binge drinking.
- While waiting for the cab to show up, squeeze in a few more drinking games and fill a borrowed flask with Grey Goose le Citron
- Hop a ride to the Metrodome on the Blue & White Taxi express to watch the Brewers take on the Twins
- Pass out during the 7th and 8th innings, waking up in time to see the Twins win and pretend as if I hadn't missed a thing.
- Shuffle over to Bullwinkle's, grab some pitchers and a deck of cards to play "Ride the Bus," en route to an encounter with the bouncer who was clearly not having as much fun as we were.
- Hop a ride on the Haysmobile back to the Booty Barn, and crawl behind the wheel of my car knowing I'm in no shape to drive.
- Wake up at 5:30 am, cold and somewhat confused, and still behind the wheel of a parked car
- Join 2 other cars on the road on the way home and crawl back into bed to sleep off a ridiculous hangover.
- Susan calls around 7, which wakes me up and makes me realize that the time to vomit has arrived.
- Sleep until noon, getting up just in time for some galf...
Now Playing: Blue Devils & Cadets - 1996/1997
posted by Brad at 6/26/2004 01:13:00 PM | permalink |
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