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Thursday, November 25

Dear Santa

I have been a very good boy this year, and as a result feel I deserve some good shit for Christmas. H'ok? Great, I'm glad we're on the same page.

I moved to California this summer and can't stop drinking the wine, especially Pinot Noir. There are several books about wine that look good too. These glasses sure seem like a fun way to quaff, don't they? Do you even know what quaff means, Santa?

Sushi is another new adventure for me, and I want to try making it at home. Can you get me one of these fancy knives? I suppose I should get a book/kit too, so I have all the necessary tools & instructions. Since those Wusthof knives are crazy expensive, how about one of their wooden cutting boards?

Going back to that drinking problem I was telling you about - can you replace my flask? I can't believe they did a body cavity search at the Barry Manilow concert!

Anyways, the one thing that's been on my list since last year is a TV/FM Tuner card for my computer... please?

I already got 2 hole in ones (or is it holes in one?) with Strata golf balls, and these Slazengers are money! Men's Health would like me to supplement my meager watch collection, and who wouldn't want some Goo for Christmas?

Oh and now that I'm a homeowner, I totally need a laser level. I'm also a big fan of the Kill Bill movies, but still need to get Volume 1 on DVD, ok?

Ho Ho Ho,
-Bradley

posted by Brad at 11/25/2004 03:11:00 PM | permalink | 1 comments

1 Comments:

  • Didn't you get the memo? You are getting coal. Black, rock hard coal.
    -Santa

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11/27/2004 8:26 PM 

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