Tuesday, May 31

Terrible Times @ Target

Susan asked me to join her on a "Target Run" tonight, which turned out to be a rare disappointing experience...

I was all pumped up to patronize the in-store Starbucks, except they closed 1 minute before we arrived. Not to be deterred, I set out in search of a Sharpie Mini to add to my keychain - only to discover that they were only available in a 4 pack of fugly colors. Strike 2.

The third item on my list was of a bit more necessity than the first two - a strainer for my pee. But did any of the offerings in housewares have a fine enough mesh to catch the tiniest stone my kidneys might throw out? Of course not.

The trip was barely salvaged by a bag of Red Vines and a smelly new t-shirt...

posted by Brad at 5/31/2005 11:55:00 PM | permalink | 2 comments

2 Comments:

• As recently new resident of WI---I think I need one of those shirts. Then we could where them together and people could take pictures of us. Talk about fun.....
  Jason

  By  Anonymous, at 6/01/2005 11:20 AM 

• I totally coined that phrase on a T Shirt I designed in my Intro to Design Class (March, 2003) at the U of M. Some PUNK at Target Corp. was probably in my class and is now getting pats on the back all over Target Town for a phrase I THOUGHT UP!! Seriously...

  By  Anonymous, at 6/02/2005 11:02 PM