Tuesday, November 30
freemusic@amazon.com
I've been avoiding Amazon lately, which probably explains why I just discovered that they have an entire free downloads section of their music store...
Now Playing: Air - Playground Love [Vibraphone Version]
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Monday, November 29
Da Da (chh) Da Da Da Dum...
...Go Pack Go!
I've wanted a Lacoste polo shirt for as long as I can remember, but they are spendy like those damn Wüsthof knives. Perhaps this Trogdor shirt is equally cool and fashionable?
I was unsuccessful, but hopefully you can catch up with your unclaimed money - my referral fee is 10%.
We still have one turkey left, and I was thinking about frying it?
Now Playing: Lenny Kravitz - Greatest Hits
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MMMM.... Toasty!
Since I'm all about using my credit card whenever possible to track spending, I really appreciate a fast food chain that embraces the concept. After being greeted at McDonald's and Taco Bell with "Pay with your ATM card!" signs (ohbythewaywechargeafee), the Visa logo stuck to the door at Quizno's was a welcome sight.
One might argue that their prices are a bit steep, but there's always coupons in the mail - I'm not sure if the straw needs to protrude 7 inches from the top of my cup though. After considering all the pros and cons, I'm proud to announce the official fast food joint of TMOTFMA:
PS: They have a pepper bar!
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In honor of Quizno's, I thought I'd provide you a link to the original "spongemonkeys" clip. In case you're not in the know, spongemonkeys are the weird looking creatures that appeared in Quizno's commercials singing the catchy "We like the subs" while causing a torrent of negative comments.
By , at 11/30/2004 10:27 AM
Sunday, November 28
Hurry!
Special prize* for the first person to correctly identify the following formula:
*Prize yet to be determined, suggestions welcome
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By , at 11/28/2004 7:23 PM
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Hey Brad. it's the weight watchers code! p = points, c=calories, f=fat grams and r=dietary fiber grams. the min(r/4) is the minimum of 4 or the fiber grams.
Dan
Packers stink. Do i still get the prize?
By , at 11/30/2004 6:49 PM
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Dan,
That is downright scary if you are correct......
And I'm intrigued as to why the other comment was removed! A scandal??
By Unknown, at 12/07/2004 10:30 AM
Doors For Departure, Cross Check
I always wondered what the Captain meant when he told flight attendants to prepare doors for departure and cross check, now I know!
Now Playing: U2 - How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb
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Saturday, November 27
Black Friday
I got up 19 hours ago to participate in the shenanigans that is affectionately referred to as "Black Friday" in "the industry". According to the Stockton Record (which we purchased solely for the coupons), this is because retailers take in so much cash that it wipes out 11 months worth of red ink. I find this hard to believe, since I plan to get back most of what I spent today in the form of mail-in rebates...
4:50 alarm goes off, leap into action
5:15 park at Best Buy, only to discover hundreds already in line
5:17 give up on Best Buy
5:25 join the Circuit City line, also extrordinarily long but doable
6:00 doors open
6:03 trample an elderly woman in a rush to get free blank CD-Rs
6:04 get in line behind 5 people
6:05 overcome with guilt, abandon spot in line to help the woman
6:25 leave Circuit City, grab a free donut while running to car
6:26 after driving perhaps a wee bit fast, arrive at Office Max
6:46 where is everyone? Half the stuff here is free after rebate
6:55 maybe I need to get one of these cheap DVD burners?
6:56 call Jeff in Phoenix to ask about DVD media, he's useless
7:00 doors open
7:08 basket provided "for my shopping convenience" getting heavy
7:09 while in line, tell stories about tackling the old woman
7:27 leave Office Max
7:42 get 50% off coupon validated at Michael's, leave immediately
7:51 try Best Buy again, there is still a line to get in!
8:08 get in checkout line, which currently starts in appliances
8:36 realize that it's going to be at least another hour
8:47 this is ridiculous, I'm going home!
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As the first former Best Buy employee to represent up in here...
IT IS THE WORST STORE EVER
EVER
EVER
Wal-Mart has nothing on them. You've been warned.
By , at 11/27/2004 2:43 AM
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H'ok. So, I was going to tell you about all the awesomely things you could do while in Phoenix. That is until you called me useless. Aren't you supposed to be the computer geek? Maybe I'll get over it before your trip. Until then I will leave you with this little teaser. There is a certain scrumtious restaurant in a certain spectacular town located in a certain breath-taking setting that has a wine list that reads like a book. Who's useless now!?! Love from MSP.
By JP, at 11/27/2004 8:37 PM
Friday, November 26
3\/|L |-|@X0R
Someone is having their way with Target.com (thanks MRJ).
In case that link ever breaks, I saved a copy of the webpage.
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Thursday, November 25
Dear Santa
I have been a very good boy this year, and as a result feel I deserve some good shit for Christmas. H'ok? Great, I'm glad we're on the same page.
I moved to California this summer and can't stop drinking the wine, especially Pinot Noir. There are several books about wine that look good too. These glasses sure seem like a fun way to quaff, don't they? Do you even know what quaff means, Santa?
Sushi is another new adventure for me, and I want to try making it at home. Can you get me one of these fancy knives? I suppose I should get a book/kit too, so I have all the necessary tools & instructions. Since those Wusthof knives are crazy expensive, how about one of their wooden cutting boards?
Going back to that drinking problem I was telling you about - can you replace my flask? I can't believe they did a body cavity search at the Barry Manilow concert!
Anyways, the one thing that's been on my list since last year is a TV/FM Tuner card for my computer... please?
I already got 2 hole in ones (or is it holes in one?) with Strata golf balls, and these Slazengers are money! Men's Health would like me to supplement my meager watch collection, and who wouldn't want some Goo for Christmas?
Oh and now that I'm a homeowner, I totally need a laser level. I'm also a big fan of the Kill Bill movies, but still need to get Volume 1 on DVD, ok?
Ho Ho Ho,
-Bradley
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Didn't you get the memo? You are getting coal. Black, rock hard coal. -Santa
By , at 11/27/2004 8:26 PM
Mommy, Look!
I took this picture from the top of the Empire State Building when we were in NYC last summer... My mom would be so proud to know that I am watching the Macy's Turkey Day Parade. She would not, however, be proud of the fact that we are on our way to buy another turkey, since we didn't bother thawing either of the two we already have in the freezer...
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Tuesday, November 23
Breathing Deeply
Susan might tell you that Target sucks or something, but my dad would beg to differ - at least as far as this whole "wake-up call" ad campaign is concerned...
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Susan's just getting used to the lifestyle of being an ex-Target employee. It'll be alright after the first Christmas Susan, so hang in there. In the meantime, try loving your local hardware/grocery/pharmacy/sporting goods/electronics/clothing/home furnishings/office supply/seasonal merchandise stores separately.
By Nick, at 11/24/2004 12:11 AM
Tous Les Visages De' Lamour
You know that song by Elvis Costello from Notting Hill? It's a cover.
I know! It blew my mind too! Charles Aznavour is the French roll responsible for the original, this sample features excessive vibrato while this one is cheesy jazz-a-riffic.
If I knew the exact date my madre and padre were headed to Paris, I could start a countdown for them too...
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Monday, November 22
So Fresh And So Clean
Clean.
Nick's got a shiny new blog, which is all about his plans to hike the Appalachain Trail (hereafter referred to as AT, since I'm going to be talking about this like ALL THE TIME). I hope he does it, because the blog reminds me of how I started telling the whole world that I wanted to move to California, hoping that the critical mass would prevent me from wimping out.
I added a countdown to my hurty little website, so consider your mass critical-ized, NAJ.
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Awwww... thank you! A whole post, just for me!
I have a feeling that with 435 days until liftoff I have enough prep time to pull it off. I really do appreciate the support, though. I hope I do it too.
By Nick, at 11/23/2004 11:11 AM
---> <---
The distance between those two arrows is the approximate margin of tonight's victory for da Packers, owners of a 5 game winning streak. So much for the Texans - only 33 days before the Packers and Vikings meet again, which also happens to mark the end of the Christmas shopping season - 33k!
Ryan Longwell is cool.
Since Michael wants credit for his contributions, I'm more than happy to admit that he introduced me to this (shudder).
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It is funny that the Target link isn't available anymore!
By , at 11/22/2004 6:18 PM
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Was it supposed to go here?
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=8-15/qid=1101157787/ref=sr_8_15/602-1123477-4437412%3f%5Fencoding=UTF8%26asin=B000038A42
By , at 11/22/2004 9:12 PM
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That link looks really good in firefox
By , at 11/22/2004 9:20 PM
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Just brush up on your fark and you'll see the followups. You & Michael are both gross for pointing that out. At the same time the product reviews were absolutely hilarious. Check 'em out. (No really, check 'em out!)
The mix up was found to be matching ASIN numbers for two very different products. A CD at target matched a more personal book at amazon.
Read the Amazon reviews of this - that Target WAS selling for 10% off and 4-8 weeks for delivery: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0002KPIBO/104-7674223-0312758
By Nick, at 11/23/2004 10:34 AM
Saturday, November 20
Get A Life
I really need to - it's gorgeous outside and I'm sitting here going through wedding pictures. I love my digital camera and all, but the ability to take unlimited pictures means that someone has to spend a ton of time sorting through the garbage in order to share anything worthwhile...
I'm not bitter, I promise! Anyways, enjoy yourself. I'm going to get out of this house...
Now Playing: Ben Harper - Fight For Your Mind
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FYI
All pictures taken from Karen & John's wedding were done my Michael. Where's my photo credit? Do I need to watermark my images?
By MICHAEL, at 11/21/2004 2:08 PM
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nice photos brad (or should i say michael)... glad i found my way to your blog for this. i sent a link on to my family so they too can take a peek. thanks! -catherine
By Unknown, at 11/21/2004 4:35 PM
Friday, November 19
Santa's Lap
I stumbled across iPod socks today on Gizmodo. Are there 5 other iPod owners out there who want to split a set with me?
I call dibs on pink! Or maybe orange.
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Dear Brad, We've been checking our list, sometimes twice, and have found that you are a go for ipod socks. Our elves are kintting you up a pair right now.
Merry Christmas, The Elves
By , at 11/20/2004 4:14 PM
Thursday, November 18
I'm A Sucka
The new Maxim came today, and as I began my ritual of tearing out all the subscription cards and other page-flipping impediments I came across an "interactive ad" that required me to tear a zipper strip to reveal the contents...
I am now wearing a cardboard Burger King crown.
Why am I so enthralled by creative advertising? It's barely been 48 hours since I last wrote about it, now I'm reliving memories from age 7.
Speaking of things that came out today, Happy Beaujolais Nouveau! I tried to find some at the Raley's on the way home, but the guy there kept trying to tell me that it was a Beringer "Holiday Wine" and he always has a hard time selling it.
Anyways, this gripping headline pretty much sums it up.
Now Playing: Herbie Hancock - New Standard
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Another creative andertising item - in last week's Entertainment Weekly they had a CD with the first episode of "House" a new show on Fox. It advertised to watch the first show, then pass the CD onto a friend. I liked it (enough to borrow/steal the magazine from the gym!)
By Laura, at 11/19/2004 8:28 AM
DKOKS: Freaky Google Pic
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DKOKS: DWI FAKE
That DWI clip is definitely NOT real...
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Wednesday, November 17
Grapermelon?
Strappleberry. Whatever.
I thoroughly enjoy the Juicy Fruit commercial featuring the CPR dummy, and happened to notice moredummy.com at the end of the commercial.
"But Brad! You're just playing into the hands of evil Corporate America by blogging about this! What's wrong with you?"
I know, but it's funny! The website features a modified (longer) version of ze commercial, and a creepy flash game that I recommend you avoid.
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Money Money Money Money
Remember how I was wondering aloud whether or not I really needed to upgrade to MS Money 2005? Of course you don't. But I'll got over it. Or will I?
Anyhoo - my activation code for Money 2K4 has apparently been used too many times. Rather than just issuing me a fresh clean one, Mr. Gates himself is now sending me a birthday present in the mail...
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Tuesday, November 16
Wi-Fi Thievery!
"Warchalking" is a method of communication stolen from hobos, used to indicate the presence of a Wi-Fi network. It's a cool concept that never actually took off...
JiWire is pretty much the best web site for Wi-Fi & HotSpot information - I wonder where they got the inspiration for their logo?
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Proud 2 B Californian
- We live in Stockton
- I work in Lodi
- Susan works in Modesto
- We leave our car at the airport in Sacramento
What are the odds that we make it out of this state with both vehicles we brought?
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I Gotta Get Me Some Of That...
sample
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Monday, November 15
Some Rights Reserved
I'm not sure if I ever done blogged about it, but the Creative Commons concept is a pretty cool one, and it resulted in a free CD enclosed in the latest copy of Wired.
Since the concept is to {-Rip. Sample. Mash. Share.}/+, I decided to do my part...
Enjoy!
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Thanks To Sarah...
Do you think this is real?
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Hell no - it was the step, bump, step, bump bump that gave it away. It was cute though.
By , at 11/15/2004 6:13 PM
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Part 2 - Everybody knows that it is step, bump, step swish swish.
By , at 11/15/2004 6:14 PM
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Looks like something out of Comedy Central's Reno 911 show.
By , at 11/16/2004 8:22 AM
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As seen there, what defines a drunk is how well they can hide they've been drinking.
By , at 11/17/2004 12:59 AM
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Definitely from Reno 911
By , at 11/17/2004 5:24 PM
Yaay, I've Got Joarb
I mean, Susan's got a joarb. Yaay!
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Congratulations Susan!!!!! I can't wait to hear all aboutit!! Locki
By , at 11/15/2004 4:36 PM
Thursday, November 11
Cryptoquip
I failed to blog last time I was in Minnesota, so apparently I'm trying to compensate during this trip?
I conquered the Cryptoquip in the SF Chronicle today, and I wanted to pose the challenge to my "legions" of readers... A Cryptoquip is a substitution cipher in which one letter stands for another. If you think X equals O, it will equal O throughout the puzzle. Single letters, short words and words using an apostrophe give you clues to locating vowels. Solution is by trial and error.
CV C EOLRRDH L GDOILCM NLQI TV QJ UKTD,
L NDOUTM GTWFH ULJ C'Q KTFHCME QJ ITMEWD.
I will post a comment below that reveals the hint I was given, but if you solve it without peeking you are supa cool...
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D equals E
Peeker!
By Brad, at 11/11/2004 7:53 PM
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Muchas gracias for giving me something to do at work as I wait for lunch time. I spent 15 minutes googling for an online substitution cypher breaker, then gave up and did it the old-fashioned way. I cannot claim l33tness as I peeked at the hint. However, after setting up a supa queeny spreadsheet to hold the possible combinations, I was able to do it relatively quickly.
w00t DK
By , at 11/12/2004 11:16 AM
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I'm dumb. I got it all to work except one word and I can't figure out what I missed up... That makes me crabby.
By Laura, at 11/12/2004 5:07 PM
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I figured it out without looking at any clues, but there was a mistake in the cryptoquip. In the first four-letter word, the "Q" should be an "O".
These things are usually puns, and you'd be amazed at how many start out the same way. They also tend to use a lot of the same words in puzzle after puzzle. If you do them a lot, you can figure them out pretty quickly.
CC
By , at 11/25/2004 8:15 PM
MSN Unveils New Search Site
It's just a beta, but the folks in Redmond are all pumped up about their new search engine, painstakingly designed over the past 18 months to take on Google's supremacy.
I took it for a little spin, and was disappointed in MSN's results when searching for "Lucky Charms" - check out what Google offered up.
I admit that I'm biased, but there's a reason that Google pwnz0rs nearly half the market...
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Wednesday, November 10
Oh Gardy...
Or is it Gardie? Only Daniel would know.
Sadly, the man known as kingpin after 9 PM did not prevail in today's "Best Damn Manager in the A to the izz L" contest. But if you're reading this tomorrow like I think you are, that very same link should announce Johan Santana as the 2004 AL Cy Young champion of the world...
You heard it herre first!
PS: Beringer Founders' Estate 2000 Pinot Noir is GOOD!
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So were you drunk when you blogged last night...and are you drinking alone?
By , at 11/11/2004 3:57 PM
Tuesday, November 9
Dude!
I fixed the Goldy thing, go vote for him.
Oh, and get Firefox:
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26,000
On the way home from work today, my car turned over the big two six thousand. I started to wonder how much all those wonderful miles have cost me, and decided to share with the class...
508 days (51 miles/day)
$4807 in car payments
23 MPG (roughly)
1130 gallons of gas
$2260 in gas (roughly $2/gallon)
Throw in a few hundo for miscellaneous oil changes, smog checks, and Mr. Clean AutoDry carwash kits - that's like $7500! 15 bucks a day! Holy poop!
(not my car - this is from some French dude's website)
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just think...you could have saved all that money and stll be driving the little blue number! ......not a chance! Mom
By , at 11/10/2004 5:30 AM
Monday, November 8
BlogThis! - Henle Management
Mike Henle was an instrumental part of my (and Susan's) college years, and he recently started his own company.
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BlogThis! - Chipotle "Nutrition" Facts
This is depressing if you're a Chipotle fan like me...
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Sunday, November 7
BlogThis! - BugMeNot
Tired of having to sign up for an account on every random website when you just want to look at something?
BugMeNot.com
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Saturday, November 6
For Lack of a Better Option
The Gophers aren't going to beat Wisconsin and my hard drive is currently being formatted, so what else is there to do besides blog?
My birthday might be long gone, but it's never too early to start Christmas shopping:
I dragged Susan to the Michael David 20th Anniversary Open house today - nothing like some wine before work to take the edge off. She found a couple red wines to her liking, so we took advantage of the 30% discount before riding off into the sunset...
Just Finished Reading: David Allen - Getting Things Done
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blog this! I just took a shower in the rain...our new shower arm has come in and is alreay installed....we now have a shower for tall people....kind of like directing the rain to remove the soap! I told dad to keep the soap level down for obvious reasons.
By , at 11/07/2004 8:36 AM
Friday, November 5
Incredible
We just saw The Incredibles.
It was highly entertaining.
You should check it out, yo.
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Unusual Day
I donated blood for the first time in a long time… hurts so good. I have already been to Starbucks twice - before noon. There are 3 persimmons on my desk. That is all. http://www.crfg.org/pubs/ff/persimmon.html
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Persimmons are delicious (and fun to say). I scarfed them down by the dozen when I lived in LA but the good ones are rather hard to find in MN (even in Eden Prairie!). They are ripe when they're a darker orange color - that is when they are at their sweetest and juciest best. The light yellow ones are not ripe. They are dry, and hurty, and have an odd/unpleasant aftertaste. One local place that occasionaly carries persimmons is the Eisenberg Fruit Co d/t St Paul.
DKOKS persimmons
By , at 11/05/2004 1:55 PM
Tuesday, November 2
BlogThis! - Goldy Needs You
Goldy Gopher has advanced to the Tremendous 12 (mmm, Perkins) in the Capital One All-America Mascot Team. He is currently up against "Cocky" from the University of South Carolina, and is trailing by a 4 point margin. You can vote once per day, and the current round of voting ends on 11/8...
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ok! so where do we vote?
By , at 11/03/2004 4:14 PM
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Hint for your blog this time -- you need to change the link that you go to when you click on Goldy because right now it sends us to the site where it shows today's voting totals - but then we can't vote. You have to link it to a page that hasn't been voted on yet so we can vote for the day... Fix it b*tch
By Laura, at 11/06/2004 6:08 PM
Monday, November 1
DKOKS: Urgent Election Message
I realize that it's been painfully long since I've managed a post of my own, but DK thinks you should check out Bush uncensored and a new Eminem song on this Election Day Eve...
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